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TOP TEN REASONS AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH
10. Liberal laws allow you to make millions by spilling McDonald's
coffee in your lap
9. We got Regis!
8. Swedes would be lucky to have one flavor of Pringles; hey
Gustav! We've got ten!
7. Only country where you can murder two people and then get on
TV every day!
6. In N.Y.C., people of all different races & creeds give each
other the finger equally
5. Where else could a guy have hit records with a middle name
like "Doggy" and a first name like "Snoop"?
4. Average citizens can just hop right over the White House
fence and go visit the president
3. Sailors pass out candy!
2. Ya-hooo! A hillbilly chief executive!
1. Two words: Slim Jims
Letterman, Thursday, May 25, 1995
Copyright Worldwide Pants, Inc. 1995